The Monster's Daughter by Paul Gamble

Author:Paul Gamble
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

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MINISTRY OF S.U.I.T.S HANDBOOK

SWIMMING LESSONS

INFLATABLE ARMBANDS

When you first go for swimming lessons, you are given inflatable armbands. This is typical of the kind of shoddy thinking that goes on in this world.

If you get in trouble when you are swimming, you won’t panic while trying to keep your elbows above water. Generally speaking, elbows are fairly waterproof and can look after themselves.

The first person to invent the infinitely more sensible inflatable necklace56 will no doubt become a millionaire.

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